Excel
She joins ACROSS immediately after graduating from high school. Excel's principal virtues are her energy and loyalty to ACROSS' mission, and her single-minded infatuation with Lord Ilpalazzo. Despite this, Excel is incompetent in her position and rarely succeeds in her missions, even by accident. Excel is hyperactive and energetic, and is known to talk so fast and inconsistent that people around her find her difficult to understand
Hyatt
Excel's junior officer, with a penchant for dying and reviving in quick succession. She is noticeably Ilpalazzo's favorite officer, usually receiving lighter punishment and higher promotions than Excel. Hyatt is a rather innocent, naive and sensible woman, often serving as the agent that thinks things through more as opposed to Excel who seems to act on impulse.
Ilpalazzo
Lord Ilpalazzo, as he is formally known by his underlings, is the leader of ACROSS, a secret ideological organisation dedicated to world conquest. He believes that the world has become corrupt, and seeks to conquer it to save the ignorant masses from themselves. In fact, he often prefaces his orders and speeches by proclaiming "the world is corrupt!".